Among the thousand or so denominations that flourish in our great land, is there room for one more?

Of course there is room for one more. Guess what? You would also receive the benefit of not having to pay taxes. I also love the name. Would the vestaments, clothing, be a pirate outfit complete with sword? Okay now for you other questions, it is only little white lies that would need to be told. You know for their benefit. No other way. You must have followers in order to keep your tax-free status.